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  Saturday 6th January 2007

How to start off your weekend badly

Step 1
Drop your phone on the only toe that hasn't got a nail. (Fuck that hurts!)

Step 2
Realise you are out of cat food, and see the look on your cats' faces when you feed them half as much as normal. ('Mummy don't you love us anymore?')

Step 3
Look outside.. It's raining isn't it, and you *have* to go out. (See Step 2)