Tuesday 5th April 2005
Well today is the begining of this mad idea.
'I know', she thinks, 'why don't I write a whole load of random stuff to fill up my website!' Fantastic.
Today I remembered just how awkward it is to go to the toilet with suspenders on. Do I unhook them? do I try and wiggle my pants down around them? Or maybe I should just hold it and go later.
Why can't I get that friggin ringtune out of my head?
'I may be small. I may look sweet. But baby, I know how to move my feet. Hit it!'
'Tweet tweet, tweet tweet tweet tweet!'
Do people actually pay money to hear that?
Jesus Christ. Look what Rue just bought me!! →
That's 4,000 grams!
Oh God.. I think I'm going to be sick!
Doesn't he know a joke when he hears one!